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No Thanks, I’ll Just Take Steroids
Yeah, I wanna be this dude. As a child I hated vegetables, or venchtibles as my brother used to call them. Hahaha, siblings. I hated broccoli, I hated cauliflower, but most of all I hated spinach.My...
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Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s High
The 70′s were a simpler time when there was no need for expensive quality licensed daycare centers. Television was the only babysitter a parent needed. You turned it on and sat your kid down, then you...
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Behind The Music: Stacy, Debbie, And Stacy
Things to know about this video: It’s a scientific fact that all the best lip-synching dance trios in the 80′s got their big break by auditioning for Puttin’ On The Hits at the Sunrise Mall in...
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A Matter Of National Insecurity
We live in a world where bad things happen to good people. It’s also a world where good things happen to bad people. Of course, sometimes good things happen to good people and occasionally bad things...
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Dear Olympics, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
Breakfast of champions, bitches. The Summer Olympics have kicked off in Old England as I write these words at home in New England. Yes, once again I have been denied the opportunity to represent my...
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Your Call Can Not Be Connected As Dialed…Well, It Could Be, But It Won’t Be.
This is really in my basement. It’s not hooked up, but you can still call Santa for a dollar. Sweet Deal. . I have a house phone, or a land-line as some people still call it. I want to point out that...
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Antiqües Röadshöw
Man, I wish I had some old shit to sell. My wife and I were watching Antiques Roadshow: Boston. When the fuck did they come to Boston is what my question is to you? I know I could find out when they...
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American Idolatry
American Idol is a singing competition/television show that airs on the Fox network. You probably already know that, because I consider all of you who read this blog to be pretty savvy individuals. You...
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Ten Cents Gets You Nuts!
The television show Arrested Development is returning for a long-awaited, much ballyhooed fourth season and a feature-length film and I couldn’t be happier about anything, ever. Created by Mitchell...
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It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Prepped Fine)
We are about three weeks away from another end of the world prediction. Coincidentally, or maybe subconsciously not, I have been watching a veritable cornucopia of Doomsday Preppers. If you aren’t...
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